"The venue will be transformed to “celebrate the English countryside” and will feature fields containing 12 horses, three cows, two goats, 10 chickens, 10 ducks, nine geese, 70 sheep and three sheep dogs, real grass and a plough, along with 10,000 volunteers with music by British dance act Underworld."
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It’s just like a phantasmagoria of every trope of British grimness from Silas Marner to Trainspotting to Peep Show; dutifully guarded by surface-to-air missiles on Blackheath apartment buildings.